22nd May 2001
Oh my God, they killed Kenny.
It was gonna happen some day. I've decided to cease updates to this site for good. Like i've said before, i've just been too busy to spend time screwing around with this website, you could probably tell as this only the 6th time i've made an update to the site this year.

There were a few projects that i'd been working on for the site, and hoping to get finished, but I never got around to finishing them. I doubt that the site will be updated again though, not unless I get another big chunk of free time to do stuff like websites.

Also, if you're wondering why I haven't replied to your emails yet, it's because i've been without an email address for a few weeks now. My starkspond address isn't working at the moment, but you can still contact me at my other email address, discostewie@dingoblue.net.au, or perhaps you'll find me in IRC channel #sweeet on irc.inside3d.net. :)

Without further adue, there's a bunch of people who'd been a great help in some way or another to this site in the past two years, who'd i'd like to say a big 'Danke' to. So, here goes: Jim Skaleski, Justin Trevena, Alex Kaiser, Eric Hynds, Chris Erice, Richie, Jason Lund, Davey (for helping out when the domain went down), Jason Ramsey, Joe Cams, Peacemaker777, Greg Hargrave, Nick Locke, Matt, Dave, Sam, Maz, Slim, Kalola, Kertiz, Jesus and the rest of the gang on IRC, Millasur, Woz, literally countless others (sorry if I couldn't squeeze you in here..), as well as Matt, Trey and the Southpark production crew for bringing us the show we love.. and of course, every human, animal or alien who's visited this site in the 2+ years that it's polluted the internet. Although the site didn't really end on a good note or turn out how i'd hoped it to, I hope you've had as much fun visiting it as I have working on it. Thanks everybody!

16th May 2001
You're holding up the goddamn lunch line!
Beef-cake.com. You love them. You dig them. You want to have their babies, and now you can (well, sort of) because the site may be back online again soon. It looks like the main reason for this was the fact that Beef-cake's well known webmaster/news-guy Jonathan 'Elvis' Davis was dismissed from his job at the 'new' official South Park shite. Keep checking B-C for the latest info on it.

25th April 2001
Screw you guys, i'm going homeschool.
Well, i'm back, I guess. After nearly two months of neglect and lazyness (<@Dave> laziness*) on my part, this site is finally gonna be updated regularly again (<@juz> lies, all lies). As you probably realised, our domain's currently down as it recently expired. It's being sorted out atm and will hopefully be back in a few days, but Monkey-man from Smoovenet was nice enough to set up a temporary address to access this site (thx Monkey-man :)). So for the next few days while the domain is AWOL, you can access us at http://khod.smoovenet.com.

So, what's new? Not all that much, although there's a new mini-section; an international schedule for South Park, which can be accessed via the right-hand bar on this page, or by clicking here. The South Park F.A.Q. was recently revised, and the daily quiz has been restarted. (<@juz> boing)

There were quite a few news-worthy happenings that occured during this site's hibernation. One of the major ones was the closure (but also the somewhat 'official blessing') of the world's favourite South Park website, Beef-Cake.com. (check elvis's final update for the full story) However, B-C's scripts, updates and sounds have been moved over to the new official South Park website, South Park Studios, where most of the B-C staff will now also be working. (<@juz> no mention of those b-c images..)

Another was the premiere of Matt and Trey's new live action presidential piss-take comedy series, 'That's MY bush!' (<mel_gibson> i need a pee but i'm also playing solitaire and if i leave my score will be shite). I've yet to see an episode as the show hasn't began airing here yet, but the reactions from viewers so far have generally been positive. For comprehensive news and info on the show, you can always check out Zigman's 'That's MY Bush!' website, over at http://mybush.org. On a final note, i'll be trying my best to keep this site up-to-date once again from now on. Sorry if that sounds hard to believe, but i'll try my best. Lee-ya sater. (<@juz> lol heavy duty update there stevo)

13th March 2001
Sunken eyes, and it's all inside your head
This is the first update in about 1 and a half months, and before I explain why, I have to mention that this will also be the last update at this site for at least another month. I haven't lost interest in either the show or the site, basically i've just been way too busy and shit to actually update it. And before you dismiss it as another stupid excuse, i'm pretty much smothered by schoolwork and other stuff at the moment. I'm lucky I still have enough time for a social life, or i'd end up degenerating myself into a depressive drooling turtle.

I've disappointed quite a few people with my site's lack of frequent updates. Like everybody else, I wish I had a little more time on my hands. I just wanted to say sorry to Jay, Alex, Jason, and everybody who visited here expecting a recent site update without me giving them one. The site's updates will continue again sometime within the next month or so.

22nd January 2001
Duuhhh, which button do I hit again, boss?
Hey there.. got a nice big bunch of stuff to update today (probably been a while since you last heard that here). Firstly, there's a new section up on the site.. if you own a Nokia mobile phone with a composer and you want your phone to play a Southpark tune whenever somebody calls, check out the Mobile Ringtones section. You'll find a bunch of ringtones that i've written for nokia mobile phones. I'm not sure about non-nokia phones, but if the composer works similarly, they should work. Hope you enjoy them.

I recieved two great fanfics written by Kyle Broflovski a few days ago via email, and they are now up on the Fan Fiction page. The first one is called 'Saving the Cheetos', and the second is called 'One Screwed-up little boy'. They are both very well written, and are well worth the read. The Spot-this section was also updated today with a large batch of fan-submitted ones.. thanks everybody. :)

Jason recently redesigned his website The Butters Files, presenting a new clear and user-friendly design. If you're a fan of the Vocally-challenged South Park boy, then The Butters Files may be your perfect addictive (but 100% legal) drug. Slim aka. Warren aka. jac0b also wanted me to mention his new hosting site spdot.com, which is guaranteed to rock your worldą. See you soon.

ąGuarantee void in Mexico

19th January 2001
Hehe, I can see kenny's little pingaling!
Due to the fact that my level of suckyness is comparable to that of a white house intern, this is my first update in 2001. Gotta keep this reeaally quick, I made a (fairly simple) new drawing of Mr Hankey, which can be found in the drawings page, and the chatroom is now up and running again.

I'm going to reset all the quiz scores fairly soon, so that we can start it afresh and people have a chance to catch up again. The almighty Jesus from geek-mag.com was the winner of 2000, he can expect a prize in his mailbox soon.

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