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If you don't know who Kenny McCormick is, he is a) The Character on whom this site was originally devoted to, and b) The Character in South Park Who is destined to die a horrible, but funny death, in every episode. Each of his deaths has been listed and given a short description. Use the navigation links at the bottom of the page to switch between each season of South Park. Have fun..


::| SEASON ONE |::

#101 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
After the visitors make Cartman do his dance, they shoot a fireball which hits Kenny, which he survives, and he is then trampled by a herd of cows, which he also survives. But then Barbrady's police car, which was chasing the cows, runs over Kenny and kills him!

#102 WeightGain 4000
Kathie lee is on the Stage, and Mr Garrison is ready to take a shot at her. Wendy and Stan settle him down, but in anger, he picks up his gun and takes a shot at her. Problem is, he accidentaly shoots Kenny, and he is sent flying and he is gruesomely impaled on the flagpole!

#103 Volcano
The volcano erupts, and a great ball of lava falls on top of Kenny, supposedly killing him. But near the end of the episode he returns and says he is OK. But when Ned vows that he'll never shoot a gun again and drops his gun, the gun goes off and shoots Kenny in the head!

#104 Big gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
During the football game, somebody passes the ball to Kenny. He makes a big run up the field, and looks like scoring for the Cows, but a group of middle park players Decapitate him on the way!

#105 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Stan takes his evil Genetic Clone to his house so he can have a fight with Shelley. Inside the house, stan says the word 'bad' which sends the clone Crazy. He begins tearing up the house, and when Kenny tries to stop him, he gets flung into the microwave. A cooked Kenny falls out of the Microwave a few minutes later!

#106 Death
Being chased by Death, the boys escape out of the house. Death chases them on the bike, but stops to watch Terrance and phillip. After the Channel blanks out, Death touches Kenny. Also take note, Kenny's Dad also died in this episode, he was the first protester to get flung into the Cartoon Cantral Building

#107 Pinkeye
Kenny dies alot in this episode! At the very beginning, the russian MIR Space Station falls on Kenny's head! He is taken to the morgue, but Worstershire sauce falls into the embalming fluid and it turns Kenny into a zombie! Then later, during the Zombie invasion, Kyle Chainsaws Kenny in half! Then at the end, after the boys visit his grave, the Zombie Kenny emerges from the ground, but he is then Squashed by a headstone, and then by a Light Aircraft.

#108 Damien
After being kicked out of Cartman's birthday party, Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to the arena to catch the rest of the Jesus vs. Satan match. After the match, Jimbo see's Kenny (who is a rare Duck-billed platypus) and says 'Its Coming right for us!' and shoots him.

#109 Starvin' Marvin
Chef does his Braveheart scene think, as does Turkey #1, and they move towards each other and begin the fight. During the fight, Kenny is in the middle of the action, and a group of the killer turkeys peck him to death.

#110 Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
This is the only South Park Episode in History where Kenny successfully manages to avoid dieing. Yay!

#111 Tom's Rhinoplasty
When the Iraqi terrorists try to arrest her, she panics and steals a sword off a terrorist and starts swings it around, but she loses her grip, and the sword flies into Kenny's eye and pins him to the wall.

#112 Mecha Streisand
After she combined the Triangles, Mecha Streisand arrives in South Park and wreaks havoc. But amidst all the danger, Kenny was stupid enough to Kill himself! He hits the tetherball a bit to hard, and it swings around, picks him up, and chokes him to death on the pole!

#113 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
The boys have trouble getting their Go-Kart started, and they let Kenny try. He gets it started, and it starts going and Kenny is getting dragged along. He gets dragged along the road, and then down the hill, all while he was viciously swearing! The go kart finally stops, and he waves to the Boys that he is okay, but where did it stop? On the railway track! You know what happens next!


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