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If you don't know who Kenny McCormick is, he is a) The Character on whom this site was originally devoted to, and b) The Character in South Park Who is destined to die a horrible, but funny death, in every episode. Each of his deaths has been listed and given a short description. Use the navigation links at the bottom of the page to switch between each season of South Park. Have fun..


::| SEASON TWO |::

#202 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The Doctor sends Kenny out to turn on the backup Generator for the hospital to save Mephesto. He had to go through the sewer, but he eventually made it. But the generator is missing the wire between the 2 probes, so Kenny decides to make the Connection himself and get Killed.

#203 Chickenlover
Kenny nearly lived through a whole episode again, he had a car fall on his head, he was smacked into a wall and hit by a stray bullet, and he survived them all, but then he gets squashed by a tree during Barbrady's Celebration at the end.

#204 Ike's Wee Wee
The Dummy Ike doll gets hit by a Truck, and Kyle's parents thought that it was Ike. After his 'funeral', the boys walk off, and on the way Kenny stumbles and Falls into an open Grave.

#205 Conjoined Fetus Lady
About half-way through the South Park vs. China Dodgeball game, a chinese player launches a dodgeball at Kenny, which gruesomely splatters him into the wall behind him.

#206 Mexican Staring frog of Southern Sri Lanka
The fight begins on the set of Jesus and Pals, and two angry audience members rip Kenny in half.

#207 City on the Verge of Forever
Kenny was taken out of the bus by the Big Scary Monster and taken into the bushes, but we don't see anymore of him after that. Athough The best death in the episode was that of the Star trek kid who was taken by the monster, and then gruesomely splattered on the Bus window!

#208 Summer Sucks
After the giant Snake at Stark's Pond is lit, it quickly gets out of control. Kenny is nearly killed, and then he is killed when the guard rail squashes him. Also, in the flashback, Baby Kenny has his head blown off by a firecracker.

#209 Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
Kenny waits for Stan outside the Theatre door while playing with his yo-yo. All of a Sudden, a big crowd exit the Theatre and Squash him. Decent, but unimaginative, and that they remove Kyle and Stan's 'Oh my god, they Killed Kenny, you bastards' line and replace it with 2 guys saying, 'Oh my god, I found a penny, you bastard'.

#210 Chickenpox
Kenny dies in his hospital bed while laughing about herpes. Funny, but a bit predictable

#211 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods
Stan and Kyle sneak into the planetarium to see how it took over peoples minds. They tell kenny to sit in the seat and tell them what happens. They play with the controls, and when it was set to Maximum, Kenny's head exploded!

#212 Clubhouses
Cartman's clubhouse becomes full of Party Goers. Kenny then ends up getting squashed in the mosh pit. Also note that Cartman says 'Oh my god, they killed Kenny' for the first time, since Stan wasn't there

#213 Cow Days
Ming Lee aka. Cartman is all set to ride the bull in the Rodeo final. The bull springs to life, and Cartman sets the new world record. The bull tosses Cartman off and starts kicking him. Kenny refuses to help Cartman, because he thought he would die himself, but the bull busts through the fence and gorges kenny with his horns anyway.

#214 Chef Aid
Old Rocker Ozzy Osbourne begins his song 'Nowhere to run' for the Chef Aid concert. During the song, he picks up Kenny and Bites his head off! This was a reference to when Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a real live bat during a concert.

#215 Spookyfish
While the boys are talking in Stan's House, the fish picks up Kenny while nobody else is watching and takes him into his bowl, where he kills him in a ferocious fit, leaving the water blood-red.

#216 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Coming to the end of the Hostage situation in the Cartman family house, Charlie Manson sends Kenny out to surrender for him with a White Flag. The SWAT team then say "LOOK OUT, he's got a white flag! SHOOT!' and they all shoot him to pieces!

#217 Gnomes
Inside the Underpants Gnomes' secret factory, a clumsy working gnome dropped a big metal crate on Kenny's head, obviously Killing him.

#218 Prehistoric Iceman
Kenny visits Mephesto's laboratory to have a look at the Prehistoric Iceman. At the end of the travelator, Kenny forgets to hop off, and gets dragged underneath, and was no doubt squashed and sliced by the moving mechanicals.


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