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If you don't know who Kenny McCormick is, he is a) The Character on whom this site was originally devoted to, and b) The Character in South Park Who is destined to die a horrible, but funny death, in every episode. Each of his deaths has been listed and given a short description. Use the navigation links at the bottom of the page to switch between each season of South Park. Have fun..
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#301 Rainforest Schmainforest
While they are lost in the Rainforest, Kelly says that she'll go out with Kenny if they survive, and then Kenny is struck by lightning! Kelly then gives him mouth to mouth, and Kenny lives
#302 Spontaneous Combustion
Notice the episode title? A whole lot of South Park Residents seem to be mysteriously exploding, and Kenny is one on them! Also take note, Kenny has a funeral held for him for the first time ever.
#303 Chef's Mama
After the Succubus comes out of her human skin, she jumps up, and squashes Kenny with her hooves.
#304 Tweek vs. Craig
Mr Adler is prepared to Kill himself, and then Kenny walks in with the Shop class transfer slip. Tweek and Craig fall through the window fighting, and Kenny is accidentaly knocked into the Saw, which sends him into a box of rusty old nails, obvoisly Killing him.
#305 Jakovasaurs
The boys take Cartman out of the town to distract him while they rid of the Jakovasaurs. When they arrive, Kenny is on the hill dressed up as a Moose. When the others head off, a grizzly bear tumbles down the hill and eats him!
#306 Sexual Harassment Panda
On the island of Misfit Mascots, there is a guy who's slogan is not to hold magnets near a fan blade. He says "Look, i'll show you", and gives the magnet to Kenny. He is pulled into the giant fan.
#309 Jewbillee
Kenny tries to crack the shell, but he can't do it. But then he decides to headbutt it, but unfortunately, the blow to the head was a fatal one. Once again, Kenny had sacrificed himself for the sake of the world. What a hero!
#310 Chinpokomon
It seems apparent that Kenny actually died from the seizure while playing the Chinpoko Mon game. It only became apparent to the boys that he was dead when the rats busted out of him at the Bus Stop. The strange thing wax that, even after his seizure/death, Kenny was spotted walking around and laughing japanese style in Mr Garrison's Classroom.
#311 Starvin Marvin in Space
Kenny Didn't exactly die in this episode. The CIA agents had him frozen in carbonite and given to Sally Struthers the Hutt as a gift. This was a reference to when Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in 'Return of the Jedi', where he was preserved, so that would mean that Kenny didn't die either.
#312 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
During the closing credits while a Dissappointed Kenny was walking along the docks in his ED-209 costume, he is attacked by a squadron of tiny spaceships. They tie him up, and then drop a whole lot of little bombs on him.
#313 Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Kenny asked the Fonics monkey for his packet of snacky smores, which wasn't a good idea since the monkey was high on them. It then goes psycho and bashes Kenny to Death!
#314 The Red Badge of Gayness
The national guard shows up to control the drunken confederates. They shoot a flair, which unfortunately goes horribly wrong and hits kenny!
#315 Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
After the song, the chandelier from the roof that they decorated falls on top of him!
#316 Are you there God, Its me, Jesus
During Cartman's 'grown-ups' meeting in his Clubhouse, Kenny starts feeling really sick, he then falls over and spits blood. He is then confirmed dead by Dr. Doctor. The cause of his death was the tampon up his ass that was stuck for several days prevented his body from excreting.
#317 The Brown Noise
When the 4 million people play the brown noise, everybody on earth craps their pants, including Kenny, who crapped himself to death!
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