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Welcome to my guide to what Kenny says in 'South Park'. I can't guarantee that my guesses are correct, but i'm pretty sure that this guide is mostly accurate. If you wish to distribute this guide on your site, please read the instructions on the main 'What Kenny Says' page. To navigate between the pages in this section, please use the links at the bottom of the page.


::| SEASON ONE |::

#101 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
-When asked what a dildo is, Kenny replies saying, "It's a little plastic dick that women put in their vaginas"
-When the guys are talking about Wendy to stan, kenny says, "and Maybe you can touch her pussy."
-After the aliens shoot Kenny, he says "Hey Guys, i'm alright!"
-After being trampled Kenny says "Umm, I'm alright..", and then he is run over!

#102 WeightGain 4000
-When Chef tells the boys about wanting to sleep with Kathie Lee Gifford, Kenny asks Chef, "Is your Penis Big?"
-When Cartman shows off his 'buff' body, kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
-After Mr Garrison shoots him, Kennys shouts "Oh no!"

#103 Volcano
-After Stan makes Fun of Cartman's mom, kenny says "Maybe she can suck my dick!"
-When Kyle takes the Flashlight, Kenny hears a rumble and says, "Hey, What's that?"
-After the fish all get killed, Ned says that it smelt, and Kenny says something... Mike Kalec says that Kenny says, "Kinda like a vagina", but it sounds nuthin like it to me!
-When Jimbo makes Kenny his honorary nephew, Kenny says, "Cool!"
-When the lavaball hits Kenny, he says, "Nope, i'm okay" and then he is set on fire, and starts yelling "Oow, Ow, ow, ow!!" until the ball rolls back onto him!
-When he returns, he says "Hey Guys, i'm ok."

#104 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
-After Sparky starts raping the dog, Kenny says, "Oh my god, I think they are screwing!"
-After Kyle says that it was the other dog who was confused, Kenny says, "Not from what I saw!"
-After Stan talks about gay people, Kenny says "They Suck Dick"

#105 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
-When talking about pigs and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're just the same."
-When the guys were dissing stan, Kenny says "Or are you gonna Feather your hair?"
-Kyle tells stan to say to shelley "Your my sister and i love you..." and Kenny adds "...and I want to take off your Bra!"
-When they are told about the big mutant Stan, Kenny says "A big mutant stan?"
-When they see the clone's huge reign of destruction, Kenny asks, "oh my god, what's he doing?"

#106 Death
-During class, Kenny says, "I need to go poo!"
-After Garrison asks if he just went, Kenny yells, "Aah Aah! I gotta go shit!"
-When Kenny is back in class, Kenny Yells "OH MY GOD!" and runs back to the bathroom!
-At Stan's house during T&P, kenny yells "Oh my god!" and runs to the toilet!
-When the Kids are discussing their parents being too strict, Kenny says, "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Parents get offended easily because they rely on it heavily as a teacher to their childen."

#107 Pinkeye
-When he returns from the grave, he says like, "Ha Haaaaa! I'm Back...."

#108 Damien
-Stan calls Damien's mom an ugly scank, and then Kenny adds, "Yeah, She looks like a fucking dog!" And Damien turns Kenny into a Duck Billed platypus!
-From then on, Kenny says nothing but 'Quack Quack'!

#109 Starvin' Marvin
-After the boys find out about the free Teiko watch, Kenny goes "Woo Hoo!"
-When asked what a Vas Deferens is, Kenny replies "Tube that's inside your penis"
#110 Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
-When baby Jesus is born, Kenny says "It must be a Miracle!"
-After the bird craps into his hood, he says, "HEY!"
-When Kyle is telling about Mr Hankey, Kenny says "Kyle's Crazy!"
-When they see the piece of poo in Kyle's Lunchbox, Kenny says, "That is the ssickest thing I have ever Fucking Seen!"
-When Garrison asks Kenny to take down the star, Kenny says "Huh?"
-After Kenny takes down the star, he says "Phew!"
-At the end when Kenny survives, he yells, "WOO HOO HOO!"

#111 Tom's Rhinoplasty
-When Ms Ellen walks in, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!" He repeats it when stan says 'You can say that again!'
-When Wendy talks about Ms Ellen having 1 arm longer than the other, Kenny says "Yeah, they can always Finger their pussy!"
-When they are asking stan about his night with Ms Ellen, "And did you stick your dick into Ms Ellen's Big Vagina?"

#112 Mecha Streisand
-When the snowman is built, Kenny says, "Yeah, and I got these Marbles to go with the carrot Stick!"

#113 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
-When the buys are talking about Cartman, Kenny Says "He's such a fat kid, he cant make it!"
-When Cartman is playing with his dolls, Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with those little dolls and tea?
-After Kenny's go-kart stops, he says "Hey guys, i'm okay! Now if i can-"


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