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Welcome to my guide to what Kenny says in 'South Park'. I can't guarantee that my guesses are correct, but i'm pretty sure that this guide is mostly accurate. If you wish to distribute this guide on your site, please read the instructions on the main 'What Kenny Says' page. To navigate between the pages in this section, please use the links at the bottom of the page.


::| SEASON TWO |::

#202 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut!
-When Mephesto gets shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they Killed Mephesto!"
-After Kenny (team b) is told what to do, he says 'huh'?
-When team a calls him, he replies "This is team b"
-When he is told that there was a nice heated walkway instead of a sewer to walk through, an angry Kenny says "Are you fucking Kidding me? Making me walk through the sewers?"
-When he looks oer to the shelter, he says, "Yep, It's there all right!"
-When he reaches the poowerbox, Kenny says "Roger"
-When team a asks if he can connect the wires, he says "Nuh-uh
-He then decides, "I'll connect the wires", and he kills himself

#203 Chickenlover
-When Kenny looks through the book, he says "There's alot of Hot Vaginas and Penises!"
-Kenny is yelling 'Hooray!' while kyle and stan were!
-During Cartman's appearance on the show, COPS, kenny says "Hey Cartman" while he is questioning Mr McCormick.
-While Kenny's Mom was bashing the crap out of his dad, kenny is laughing his head off!
-When the bullet nearly hit him, he says, "No, it hit my Jacket!"

#204 Ike's Wee Wee
-When Chef's Station wagon drives up, Kenny and the rest say "Hey chef!"
-While Chef is lecturing the boys on a Bris, he asks what the most important thing to a man is. The others all guess wrong, but then Kenny says "Oh, your penis!"

#205 Conjoined Fetus Lady
-While Kyle's mom is showing the boys the freaks, he says "Gross!"
-And when she walks off, kenny Starts laughing!

#206 Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
-During class, Kenny says, "I need to go poo!"
-After Garrison asks if he just went, Kenny yells, "Aah Aah! I gotta go shit!"
-When Kenny is back in class, Kenny Yells "OH MY GOD!" and runs back to the bathroom!
-At Stan's house during T&P, kenny yells "Oh my god!" and runs to the toilet!
-When the Kids are discussing their parents being too strict, Kenny says, "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Parents get offended easily because they rely on it heavily as a teacher to their childen."

#207 City on the edge of forever (flashbacks)
-When Kyle asks the time, Kenny Says "7:35".
-When Kenny tells the story about Death, he says "Hey guysm, remeber that time we were being chased by death? I remember it was a long time ago, and Death came on a tricycle and ran us down.."
-When Kenny is Beating the crap out of Death, he says "Don't touch me! Take that, that, that, and that, and that, and that, and THAT!"
-Then, Kenny says "Now that's what i call a sticky situation!"
-When Kyle corrects Kenny, he says "oh yeah."

#208 Summer Sucks
-When they walk up to Stu's firework stand, Kenny says "Hey Stu!"
-After dodging the snake, he says "Hey guys, i dodged the..."

#209 Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
-When they are talking about wendy not being stan's girlfriend, Kenny says "Because you ALWAYS puke on her!"
-When the boys are making fat-ass jokes about Cartman, kenny says "Cartman's ass is so fat that sometimes he has to wear a bra. heh heh!"

#210 Chicken Pox
-When Mrs McCormick tells Kenny that his friends are here, kenny says, "But mom, I am FUCKING SICK!"
-When Kenny comes out, he says "Hey guys, whats going on?"
-WHen the boys ask about the rats in the house, Kenny says "Well, we shouldn't have any rats once we put the fucking ceiling in!

#211 Roger Ebery Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
-This is my absolute best guess at Kenny's Haiku, i know that it must have 'discharge' in there somewhere judging from stan's following sentence : "When I get headjobs, i'll start feeling tingly, then I will discharge".
-When the star machine is turned on, he says "Just Stars..."
-When they turn up the intensity, he says "Whoh dude!"

#212 Clubhouses
-Kenny says 'Fine' while they are arguing. -When Cartman tells kenny that he is the worker on the Ewok Clubhouse, Kenny argues "Well why the fuck do i have to everything while you just sit around?!"
-When Cartman tells Kenny that he can get the carpet out of the living room, he walks off saying, "Fuck you. You suck dick."
-When cartman says Kenny will have to wait for the hottub after school, he says "Fuck you.." in a low and slow voice.
-When cartman suggests they should find chicks, Kenny says "YEAH!"
-When Cartman suggests that Kenny Shoul be the one to find chicks, he says "Why do I have to go find chicks?"
-When Kenny comes back and cartman asked if hed found chicks, he says "Uh Huh!!"

#213 Cow Days
-When Kenny takes his foodstamps out, he says "What? These?"
-When they ask for them, he says "nah uh!"
-When the boys demand his foodstamps, he says, "Dude, these are my mother fucking food stamps and I don't need to be used right outta these food stamps!"
-When Cartman falls off the bull, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Cartman!", a quote which is usually referred to Kenny.
-When the boys ask about Cartman, Kenny Says "He ran away"
-When they ask Kenny to find him, he says "okay"
-When he returns, he says "dude, I can't find him!"
-When they say that his round is coming up, he says "I Know, I Know!"
-Just before Kenny enters the ring, Kenny says, "Nah uh, you can fucking go in there!

#214 Chef Aid
-When Elton John agrees to help Chef out, kenny yells "Woo Hoo!"

#215 Spookyfish
-When Kenny starts Hogging the blanket from his brother, he says "Give me some!"
-When his mom whacks him, he says "Hey Mom!?!"
-Kenny's Dad asks whether or not the fat one was cartman, he answers "uh Huh"
-When Kenny shows his Squash, he says "Its all i could afford!"

#216 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
-When Mr McCormick tells him to sneak some food into a bag, he says "Okay"
-After kenny turnd up at the shopping mall, he says "Hey Guys, Lets go!"

#217 Gnomes
-When Cartman asks him if he's happy being poor, he replies "Fuck you"
-During the commercial, he says, "The corporations are ruining us"

#218 Prehistoric Iceman
-When Stan says Cartman killed Kyle, Kenny says "You bastard!"
-When Kyle and Stan are arguing over what they should call the man, Kenny says "Yeah, i think you ought to name him Steve"
-When Barbrady asks Kenny to pick a color, he picks Blue.


What Kenny says in..
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::| South Park: BLU