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Welcome to my guide to what Kenny says in 'South Park'. I can't guarantee that my guesses are correct, but i'm pretty sure that this guide is mostly accurate. If you wish to distribute this guide on your site, please read the instructions on the main 'What Kenny Says' page. To navigate between the pages in this section, please use the links at the bottom of the page.


::| SEASON THREE |::

#301 Rainforest Schmainforest
-When the choir teacher is explaining, kenny says "It sounds fucking gay!"
-When Mr Mackey signs him up for Getting gay with Kids, Kenny fist says "Whoopee!" and when the other boys look at him, he says "I mean... oh."
-When Kenny introduces himself to Kelly, he says "My name's Kenny"
-When she gets it wrong, he says "No, Kenny!"
-She gets it wrong again, and he yells "KENNY!"
-When Cartman says Kenny is Costa Rican and that's why he's so poverty stricken, he says "That's not true, dude."
-When Kelly says she apprciates living in the US, kenny says "Uh Huh"
-When Kelly asks if he'd remembered the choreographhy, he says "Yeah, i think so"
-When Kenny asks if everthing is OK, kenny says "Yeah, everything is fine"
-When she wants to ask him something he says "OK"
-When she says she liked him, he says "Really?"
-She said yes, so kenny said "Thats Great!"
-And she said 'no thats not good, kenny goes "That's not good?"
-When she gets worried, he says "Dont worry, we'll get home soon"
-When she says she likes him, he says "And i like you!"
-When she changes her mind agagin, he says "Argh! God Dammit!"
-When they are tied up, Kenny says "Oh. Me too!"
-When Kenny tried to organize a long distance contact, he says "OK, i can do that!"

#302 Spontaneous Combustion
-When Kenny sees the Hairdryer, he says "How about this?"
-When they get booted out, he says "I know, Fucking Serously!"
-While walking, Kenny Says "Well see you guys, i have to get on the bus!"
-When Cartman asks about seeing Kelly again, kenny says "yeah dude, seriously!"

#303 Chef's Mama
-When the boys wonder why cartman wasn't at school, kenny says "Maybe cos he got stuck in a door!"
-My apologies, the rest of this episode is kinda hard.. i'm workin on it :|

#304 Jakovasaurs
-When Cartman asks for kenny gloves to wipe his ass, he says "Okay Here ya go, wait... no!"
-While the boys try to stop cartman, Kenny asks "Hey guys, wait up for me!?" and then the bear eats him!

#305 Tweek vs. Craig
-When the choir teacher tells them about Home Economics, Kenny says, "Woo hoo!"
-Then when she says "That's why we take Home Ec", Kenny says, "Woo Hoo" again!
-After class, Kenny says, "Hey Guys, What do you wanna do?"
-After all the girls say bye to kenny, he says, "Bye Ladies!"
-When the teacher shows him the card and tells him to read it, he reads, "I can't make love to you until we get a Kingsized bed!"
-When the teacher wanted to talk to him, he says, "Yeah, okay"
-When the teacher says that Home Ec isn't for Kenny, He says, "Why?"
-When she says his chances of marrying a rich man in the future, kenny says, "It's not??"
-When the teacher suggests Shop class, kenny says, "Shop Class? Oh no..."
-When the teacher says that only a couple of people get injured in shop class, Kenny yells, "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SHOP CLASS!"
-When he walks in on Mr Adler, he says "Hey, is this shop class?"
-When Mr Adler picked Kenny up, he says, "I'm okay"

#306 Sexual Harassment Panda
-While kenny is holding the magnet, he yells "Oh no, Oh no! OH NO!" and he gets pulled into the fan and is killed.

#309 Jewbillee
-At the start when Kyle answers the door, Kenny Says, 'Hey, you guys wanna come and watch the Meteor Shower with me?"
-After kyle says he has to go to Jewbilee, kenny says "What's That?"
-When Kyle explains Jewbillee, Kenny says "Oh, thats alright"
-When Kyle says that kenny should come to Jewbilee with him, he says "Really?"
-After Kyle's mom said that Jewbilee is for special kids, he says "oh."
-When Kyle said that Kenny will believe everything, he says "Yeah!"
-When Sheila lets him go, he says "Whoopee!"
-When Ike is getting ready for Squirts, he says "huh?" and when Kyle explains to him whats squirts are he says "oh".
-In the car when Kyle's mom is explaining some Jewish stories, he says "Uh huh" twice.
-After Kenny Gets out of the car and Kyle's mom talks to him he says "uh huh"
-When she tells him to try and act Jewish and she drives off, he says "How do I do that?"
-When the Instructor asks for their names, he says "Kenny McCormick."
-When he sees the Chamber of Elders, he asks Kyle, "What's That?"
-He says the pledge along with the other new inductees, "I pledge to be a Jew Scout, My Honour wide and true, I'm proud to be a Jew Scout, Otherwise I just be a Jew."
-He says the 'Nahee-Kayem' thing and after he ducks the bell, he walks off laughing.
-When they form in a circle he asks kyle "What do we do here?"
-When Kyle says they will pray to Moses, Kenn says "Hahaha! That sounds stupid!"
-When he sees moses, he yells "What the fuck is that?!"
-When Moses discovers that Kenny isn't Jewish, kenny says "uh oh.."
-Then he says "Oh no! What do we do?"
-When Kyle blames kenny for saying he was Jewish, he says "WHAT?"
-He tries to explain himself and he says "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I'm sorry!"
-When he is told that he gets no carrot Cake, he says "What?"
-When the evil Elder plans to bring back Hamen, he says "Oh no.."
-Alongside the road, he yells "Help! Help!" to the passing cars.
-When he sees the squirts with the baby bear, he says "Awww!"
-This one is the hardest Kenny says i've ever had to do, here's my best try. "Okay guys, theres this guy who wants to bring hamen back and he's trapped Moses in a shell, and he's gonna summon Hamen and if he does he's gonna kill all the Jews!"
-After that he says "I know! Come on guys, we don't have much time!"
-While the evil elder is summoning hamen, Kenny yells "Whoopee!" and snatches his book!"
-While the evil elder is kicking him, he is yelling "OW, OWW!"
-When he can't crack the shell, he says "Thats Okay, I'll use my head!" and he kills himself.

#310 Chinpokomon
-When Cartman asks kenny for Pengin, he says "Nuh uh!"
-When cartman says that its his favourite, he says "Nuh uh"
-He then starts fighting over the Pengin doll with cartman and he says "Nah" about 5 times along with Cartman, and then "NAH, PENGIN'S MINE! NAH!"
-When cartman wants to trade kenny for his pengin, he says "Fuck off!"

#311 Starvin Marvin In Space
-When the boys wonder why anyone would wanna send the 600 club money, kenny says "To pay for a rocket on his penis!
-When they make a run for the ship, Kenny drops back and says "Hey you guys, wait up for me..." and he says "ow" when he hits the ground
-When he gets left behind "You guys! Go without me!"
-When they tell him what they'll do with Kenny, he says "OK OK I GET IT!"

#312 Korn's Groove Pirate Ghost Mystery

-At the start, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I'm gonna win this years costume contest!"
-When Stan says they should dig up Kyle's Grandma, Kenny says "Yeah!"
-He says to the boys at the docks, "Just Wait till you see MY sweet costume!"
-When cartman says that Kenny will never have a sweet costume, kenny says, "Yeh i will..." (The rest is too hard to make out)
-When he walks up to the other boys with his Starwars costume, Kenny Says "Hey guys! Check out my Fucking sweeet costume!"
-When David recognises him and says "Hey Kenny!" he says "oh man..."
-When he doesn't win the costume contect, he moans "Awww.."

#313 Hooked on Monkey Fonics
-When he discovers that Kyle likes rebecca, he says "Hehehe, your a fucking faggot dude!"
-When he sees the Fonics Monkey with Cartman's snacky smores, he says "Can I have a look at that?"

#314 The Red Badge of Gayness
-When Cartman says that Flutes are gay, Kenny looks at his flute and says "Totally Gay?"
-When Cartman guarantees him lots of plunder and women, kenny says "Whoo hoo!"

#315 Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
-When Mr Garrison is about to sing 'Merry Fucking Christmas' and he says that the topic is about how other cultures celebrate christmas, kenny says "what?"

#316 Are you there God, it's me Jesus
-At the start, after cartman says 'I Hit Puberty you guys!', Kenny says "What?"
-When Kyle says he'll check if his ass is bleeding, kenny says "me too"
-While Cartman is looking through the pads in the store, kenny comes in and says "You Guys! You Guys! I got it! I got my very first period!"
-When Kyle asks him, he says "Yeah! You guys, i was just there sittin' on the the toilet, and i finally got my period!"
-When Cartman suggests he uses pads to avoid getting blood on his underwear, Kenny Shouts "WHOOPPEEE!"
-When Cartman asks if he got his maxi pads yet, kenny says "No, i got a pack of Tampons"
-When Cartman asks what a tampon is, kenny says "Its a little thing you put up your ass to stop all the bleeding"
-When he's asked 'does it hurt', kenny says "A Little..."
-Cartman checks the attendance record, "Goddess moon? GODDESS MOON? Kenny then says "I'm here!".
-When they start talking about boys, kenny says "Yeah, i think that Craig is the coolest guy in our school. There's really no doubt about it!"
-When both the boys say their period is going swimmingly, kenny says "Mine too"
-In the clubhouse, Kenny starts feeling bad and mutters "uuuuggh"
-When they all ignore him he says "Oohhh Goodd.."
-Kenny then starts feeling awful, and he moans "Uuunngggh!" and then he falls over and coughs up blood.


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