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One of the cooler features in the newer bunch of Mobile Phones is the ability to program your own personalised ringtone using a composer. I'd been playing around with this feature a little, and i thought i'd take a shot at making a few South Park ones that I could post here, and now here they are. :) Please note that these are based on a Nokia brand phone, and the composers on other brands of phone may be slightly different.

Instructions: Turn your phone on and load everything as normal. Access the menu using the appropriate button, and scroll up/down to 'tones'. In the tones menu, select 'Composer', punch in the song of your choice (if you need help with the buttons, check your manual). While you're doing this, you might wanna go to 'options' to check how it's sounding during progress. To go back to the composer, press the Cancel button. Once you're done with your tune, select 'options' and 'save', choose a name for it, and voila, you'll have your own kinky South Park ringtone! I'm sorry if /i insulted your intelligence a little there. :)


Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Made by me :: Set tempo to 100
8c1 .. 8c1 .. 4c2 .. 8a1 .. 16- .. 16c2 .. 16b1 .. 16- .. 16g1 .. 16- .. 8e1 .. 8- .. 8a1 .. 8f1 .. 8d1 .. 8- .. 8g1 .. 8e1 .. 8c1 .. 8- .. 8d1 .. 16d1 .. 16f1 .. 8e1 .. 8d1 .. 8c1 .. 8g1 .. 2c2 .. 4- .. 8c2 .. 8c2 .. 8c2 .. 8c2 .. 16a1 .. 16- .. 16a1 .. 16- .. 8b1 .. 8- .. 8d2 .. 8- .. 8c2

Kyle's mom's a bitch
Made by me :: Set tempo to 125
8c2 .. 16c2 .. 16c2 .. 16c2 .. 16- .. 16c2 .. 16c2 .. 8c2 .. 8c2 .. 16c2 .. 16- .. 16c2 .. 16c2 .. 8c2 .. 8c2 .. 8d2 .. 16c2 .. 16c2 .. 8b1 .. 8d2 .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 16g1 .. 8b1 .. 8b1 .. 8b1 .. 16b1 .. 16b1 .. 16b1 .. 16b1 .. 16b1 .. 16b1 .. 16b1 .. 16- .. 16b1 .. 16b1 .. 8g1 .. 8g1 .. 8a1 .. 8b1 .. 8d2 .. 8c2 .. 8c2

Bubblegoose
Made by me :: Set tempo to 112
16g1 .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 8e1 .. 16e1 .. 8g1 .. 4a1 .. 4- .. 16a1 .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 8f1 .. 16f1 .. 8f1 .. 16f1 .. 8d1 .. 16d1 .. 8a1 .. 4g1 .. 8- .. 16- .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 8g1 .. 4- .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 8e1 .. 16e1 .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 4a1 .. 4- .. 16a1 .. 8g1 .. 16g1 .. 8f1 .. 16f1 .. 8f1 .. 16f1 .. 8d1 .. 16d1 .. 8a1 .. 4g1

Gonna make love to you woman (chef's medley)
Made by me :: Set tempo to 180
8c2 .. 8c2 .. 4#d2 .. 4c2 .. 4c2 .. 8g1 .. 4#a1 .. 2c2 .. 16- .. 8c1 .. 8#d1 .. 8f1 .. 8#d1 .. 4f1 .. 4f1 .. 8c1 .. 4#d1 .. 2c1 .. 16- .. 8c2 .. 8c2 .. 4#d2 .. 4c2 .. 8c2 .. 8#a1 .. 8g1 .. 4#a1 .. 2c2 .. 16- .. 8c1 .. 8#d1 .. 2f1 .. 4f1 .. 4c1 .. 4#d1 .. 2c1

What would Brian Boitano do?
Made by me :: Set tempo to 140
8c1 .. 8c1 .. 16c1 .. 16c1 .. 8e1 .. 8e1 .. 8d1 .. 8d1 .. 16- .. 16c1 .. 8g1 .. 8g1 .. 8g1 .. 8c1 .. 4d1 .. 8- .. 8f1 .. 8g1 .. 8g1 .. 8g1 .. 8b1 .. 8c2 .. 8c1 .. 4c1 .. 8c1 .. 8c1 .. 16c1 .. 16c1 .. 8e1 .. 8d1 .. 8c1 .. 4c1

The most offensive song ever (short)
Made by me :: Set tempo to 160
8c1 .. 8g1 .. 8- .. 8g1 .. 8- .. 8g1 .. 8g1 .. 8- .. 8g1 .. 8g1 .. 8- .. 8a1 .. 8- .. 8g1 .. 8- .. 8g1 .. 8- .. 8c2 .. 8- .. 8b1 .. 8a1 .. 8e1 .. 8- .. 8g1 .. 2- .. 8- .. 8e2 .. 8- .. 8c2


Webmasters: All of these ringtones were made by myself (stevo), and although I usually let other people use my content with my permission, i'd prefer it if I could keep these exclusive to this site. Sorry, I just don't want to wake up tomorrow morning and find these on 40 other websites.